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[marval]

I heard on the news this morning that an unknown man pick pocketed a midget.
How could anyone stoop so low?


What did the egg say to the water?
You get hot, I'll get hard, and we’ll be done in 3 minutes.


A couple go to an art gallery.

There they find a picture of a naked woman with only her privates covered with leaves.

The wife doesn’t like it and moves on but the husband keeps looking.

The wife asks, “What are you waiting for?”

The husband replies, “A strong Wind”.

[starone]

As long as he's not waiting for Autumn! lol.