Changing Personality

[lady-janine]

i feel i am morphing into becoming a, much less attractive, well-known georgeous (so i am told) red-headed, accident prone irish guinness drinker.

a nice day so decided to go into the garden to have a bonfire. so far so good. quite windy so put on gardening jacket and trousers, dm's and leather gloves completed the fashion-conscious ensemble for mrs 5x5.
bonfire of previously cut gorse and blackthorn going well until i stepped on a thorn that went through the sole of my boots. omg did it hurt. i must point out that this part of the garden is on a fairly steep slope - more like a cliff,in fact. i murmured, well yelled, this seemed to affect the lambs in the next field who started to bleat for their mothers. the ewes started to baaaaa like mad and all of them were running round the field like sheep do.
our neightbour on his tractor a couple of fields over saw his sheep running around and immedately decided to investigate driving his tractor along the lane in what can only be described as a reckless way. at least i think that is what the tescos delivery van going the opposite way thought as he reversed out of the hedge. not that i could see too much as the wind had changed direction and i was blinded by smoke.
decided it would be a good idea to move out of the smoke but with eyes closed put my feet into a badger hole and so fell on my knees banging into a large gorse bush which shed dead needles into my hair and down my back. at that moment something on the bonfire produced a shower of sparkes and singed holes in my trousers and jacket but worse still one landed my head and started to ignite the dead gorse needles. patting/banging all these sparks out burnt holes in my gloves.
by now the air is the same colour as the bluebells.
oh is quite a way away hidden by some more gorse and has not seen anything says "are you having a sit down? do you feel tired already?"

politely, what do you think i should have said in reply?

[lady-janine]

oooooooooh DTC you are in need of a big hug.(((()))) wish i could think of something more cheerful and comforting to say. xx

gness - i'm getting scared. are you transferring your delight in accidents to all ABers or just some of us? or just me? and if so what have i done to deserve this?

[DTCwordfan]

Okay here - just responded to Zacs on Minty's thread........

Is there something telepathic going on between the Lizard and Kettering? It must be the lay-lines....?

[tonyav]

I think someone maybe casting voodoo spells !.

[lady-janine]

either that or their leprechaun is working overtime.

[gness]

My late OH reckoned he had a very calm and orderly life til he met me.. :-(
Could be the lay lines DT...they are odd around here....x

[DTCwordfan]

Night all..............

[gness]

Night DT....sleep well....love Gx

[lady-janine]

night night DTC. sleep well. xxx