Ab Star Sign Characteristics Part 8 - Sagittarius (Nov 21 - Dec 20)

[mrs_overall]

Famous Sagittarians include Walt Disney, Ted Bundy (serial killer), Uri Geller and Catharine of Aragon. None of them could dance to save their lives.

Sagittarians are the adventurous sign of the zodiac. For them, life is a challenge and they love taking risks. They will often kill flies with their bare hands, are the sign most likely to go to the toilet in the dead of night without switching the lights on.

They love to entertain but unfortunately many of them are loud and have no social skills. Their idea of fun is starting a food fight. It is a fact that Sagittarians cannot dance for toffee. On a dance floor they will find the space around them miraculously empties and people point at them as they do their "interpretive" dancing.

Most transvestites, vagrants and ridiculously busty women are usually Sagittarians.

Healthwise, Sagittarians are prone to dance related injuries and extreme flatulence.

Their likes include making games of scrabble last months, being sceptical about horoscopes, cats, toast, keeping goats, buttecups and Jeremy Vine

Their dislikes include suede, dandelions, Nigerians, weak tea and comparison web sites

In love, Sagittarians can be very successful at finding a mate of the same sex. Those seeking a mate of the opposite sex don't do so well as the flatulence and bad dancing tend to put people off.

There is no cusp for Sagittarius, because of the smell.

[Khandro]

Well Mrs O. - uncanny accuracy! you've got me to a tee, particularly the bit about being sceptical about horoscopes. :-)

[mrs_overall]

Khandro - oh ye of little faith ;-)