Shock Horror

[McMouse]

Tesco port sausage found to contain pig meat.....

[daftgrandad]

Was it Cockburns ?

[maggiebee]

Never had a port sausage - seems an odd thing to put in a sausage, but you live and learn. OOoops??

[McMouse]

Spell checker turned my pork to port. Must be a navigational thing.

[mccfluff]

i've had duck and port sauages - very very nice but a bit rich

[vulcan]

That's a sensible spell checker, I prefer Port to Pork.

[joggerjayne]

Have you tried their meatballs? Apparently they are the dogs boll@cks.

[stewey]

Prairie oysters are quite chewable.

[joggerjayne]

Isn't that a hangover cure with a raw egg?

[stewey]

Yes,JJ, but here is another meaning:
It is a well-known novelty dish in parts of the American West and Western Canada where cattle ranching is prevalent and castration of young animals is common ("prairie oysters" is the preferred name in Canada,

[joggerjayne]

Okay, with you now, stewey.

I would've thought they would be quite tender, so nice to eat.

[weecalf]

Terrible what going on in the food world ...seen packages of sugar fags but disguised as Sugar Puffs .