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askyourgran | 22:20 Wed 30th Jan 2013 | Jokes
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Quasimodo comes home after a hard days bell-ringing at the Notre Dame and sees Esmeralda in the kitchen with a wok in her hand. 'Oh Esmeralda dearest you know I don't like Chinese food'. 'I'm not cooking' replied Esmeralda, 'I'm ironing your work shirts.
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Quasimodo swings fromhis belltower on a rope, but loses his grip and lands in the river. What song does he sing?
22:32 Wed 30th Jan 2013
Not too bad gran.

Quasimodo walks into a bar and orders a whisky.
"Bells alright!", asks the barman.
"Mind your own fecking business", Quasi replies.
Quasimodo swings fromhis belltower on a rope, but loses his grip and lands in the river. What song does he sing?
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Lol I that was better than mine fanriffic, I also looked at grumpy Zacs link, there are some funny ones on there too.
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BigJack I gave you best answer by default, I meant to ask you what the answer was.
I was hoping someone would come up with it, but it's "(w)ringin' in the Seine"
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Oh gawd, has anyone else wasted their best answer? ;)
I think you can change it by clicking on another answer.
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Dunno, its OK I wasn't giving it to Zacs anyway.
Mmm.
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;) only kidding zacs.

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