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jd_1984 | 07:56 Thu 17th Jan 2013 | Jokes
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Going to quote the funnier "Horse" jokes that I have heard so far this morning:

Those Tesco burgers are apparently quite low in fat... but very high in Shergar........

I think the mafia might be after me... I woke up this morning to find a Tesco Beef Burger at the end of my bed!

Just went to the fridge to check the sell by date on my Tesco Burgers aaannnnddd there off!!

I wont be eating Tesco Beef Burgers again... They have given me the trotts

Things are getting worse.... Not only have they found Horse meat in Beef Burgers at Tesco, but today I saw a Camel Toe in a pair of Primark tights!!
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Lol.

Tesco's are apparent;y now giving away HMV vouchers - they thought they were horse meat vouchers.
lol
One of the cut price supermarkets have jumped on the bandwagon with their own range -My Lidl Pony
Galloping Gourmet anyone?
lol ,think they should have a gallup poll about eating the meat or not
No thanks Baldric, it gives me the trots.
They are following it up with a new range including Dessert Orchid
with Red Rum sauce
Tesco have now cleared their shelves of burgers, as they no longer want to be saddled with the burden

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