Wise Old Bird.

moonraker558 | 20:55 Sun 04th Nov 2012 | Jokes

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Ttfn went to the grocery store and put the most expensive cat food in her basket. She then went to the check out counter where she told the check out girl, "Nothing but the best for my little kitten."

The girl at the cash register said, "I'm sorry, but we cannot sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat. A lot of old people buy cat food to eat, and the management wants proof that you are buying the cat food for your cat."

Ttfn went home, picked up her cat and brought it back to the store.

They sold her the cat food.

The next day, Ttfn went to the store and bought 12 of the most expensive dog cookies-one for each day of Christmas.

The cashier this time demanded proof that she now had a dog, claiming that old people sometimes eat dog food. Frustrated she went home, came back and brought in her dog.

She was then given the dog cookies.

The next day Ttfn brought in a box with a hole in the lid and asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole. The cashier said, "No, you might have a snake in there." Ttfn assured her that there was nothing in the box that would bite her. So the cashier put her finger into the box and pulled it out. She said, "That smells like crap." Ttfn grinned from ear to ear, "Now, my dear, can I please buy three rolls of toilet paper?"

MORAL: Never pi55 off Ttfn. ♥♥Mwah.