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starone | 16:44 Sat 22nd Sep 2012 | Jokes
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The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman. Naturally she was upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!'

The husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened.'

'Go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!'

So the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenceless that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days. So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away.Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't wear because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair the same.'

The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,




'Please ...... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?'
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Tee Hee. Good to see you posting jokes. I am glad you liked the pig with the wooden leg. Did you look at bibblebubs' posting of the goat and the pig? dtc
19:19 Sat 22nd Sep 2012
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Tee Hee. Good to see you posting jokes. I am glad you liked the pig with the wooden leg. Did you look at bibblebubs' posting of the goat and the pig? dtc
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No I hadn't seen it dicky so just went and had a look. Amazing - pigs are almost human aren't they. In fact I read a theory somewhere that says we are nearest to pigs, not monkeys.
LOL, naughty girl, Star.
Lol starbuck.
LOL Starby, love it!

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