I couldn't be.....

[EvianBaby]

A Traffic warden.

I'm a soft touch so I'd just let everyone off and get sacked. Apart from when I have PMT and then I'd have half the population trying to mow me down in their car to get rid of me.

Any jobs you just couldn't bring yourself to do (try not to be too serious, it's just a bit light hearted)?

[DTCwordfan]

Mother Superior gathers all her gness nuns in the meeting room.

"I hate to say it, Sisters, but we have a case of Diarrhoea in the Convent."

"Thank God," a voice from the back says, "I'm getting sick of that Chardonnay."

[WELSHYORKIE]

Gness's gardener

[thenry]

My grandfather was a prison officer and he used to do the death cell duty. Personally I couldn't bring myself to run a pub - for long !

[gness]

Hey you two!!! Gness nuns indeed though in charge of the convent could be fun.

So Welshy...Not up for some Gness gardening then? :-(

[andy-hughes]

Couldn't run a pub - dealing with idots all day and night, and living in a place that always smelled of beer! UGH!

[ummmm]

It's not as bad as you think Andy. The upstairs doesn't smell of beer.

I couldn't be a nurse. I can't do bodily fluids. I gag when my grandad coughs.

[EvianBaby]

My Dad ran a pub for about 7 years and I lived upstairs. Can't ever remember any beer stench lurking apart from in the cellar.

Also I believe the type of landlord strongly influences the type of customer they get - mostly. I loved my Dads pub.

Although saying that, I'd never run my own. It's like a 24/7 job and it ruined him financially.

[China Doll]

Any type of sales person.

[Nibble]

Right all the time :)


I'll leave that for Ab Editor :)

<creeps away>

[Graham-W]

on the benefits desk at the local job centre.
A. I know too many people who would be calling in.
B. I'm tight with MY money. I'd be even tighter with benefit money.

[WELSHYORKIE]

Gness - I think the words 'not enough stamina' or 'sh1t scared of not coming out alive' spring to mind

[rowanwitch]

I couldn't be a supermodel.... I couldn't be a vet
I might become a florist
I haven't tried that yet
I couldn't be a farmer unless I just grew wheat
I couldn't be a chiropodist
I don't like manky feet
I couldn't be a whaler
Slaughtering a pod
I Couldn't be a surgeon
I don't think I am god

[paddywak]

I'd love to be a traffic warden for a week, the way the idiots park around here I'd make a mint.