things that annoy me (just, because i'm bored and can't sleep)

[indian]

People who spit
people who ask the bleedin obvious (eg "is it raining outside" when you walk in soaking wet)
people who have a go at you for doing something then do it themselves
being told what to do
people who describe themselves as: 'wacky', 'crazy', 'mad'
me, myself and the evil voices in my head.

[hellfire71]

yeah sid owen too

[ELVIS68]

Codes which cant be Unscrambled

[SpottyB84]

The fact that the "fun sized" chomp im eating has melted and is all stuck to the wraper.

[littleoldme]

*nervously peeps over the parapet to see if bernardo is charging over the horizon with his usual 153 item list*

No? Right then:

People behind me walking faster than I am
People in front of me walking slower than I am
Coconut
Wasps
The unbelievably convoluted railway system around West Surrey and North East Hampshire.
The screw top of a 2 litre bottle of fizzy drink falling on the floor when I'm trying to put it back on.
Sudden loud noises
People who say "you're going red" in that stupid sing-song voice when I blush (it's a curse).
Telephones
Manufactured pop
The continuing, baffling and utterly pointless existence of Match of the Day pundit Mark Lawrenson
The table I banged my knee on yesterday.
People who say or write "I would of..." instead of "I would have..."

...and worst of all...

Waking up 5 minutes before the alarm is due to go off.

[hellfire71]

taking my sleeping tablets and then finding my legs wont work an hour later when i get up a drink,thats a bit annoying.i should be asleep over my keyboard by now,so these tablets arent strong enough-thats annoyying too.

[lindapinda]

Aah lol @ l.o.m!!

[Woodsz]

People that say "I'M BORED" when there is a whole world out there

Hi Indie I thought you said you had a job now?

[indian]

The fact that I've been ringing/waiting on line for nearly an hour and still haven't managed to get what I want!

Woodsz, I don't start till jan!

[thickym]

People who say "at the end of the day"

People who say "I turned round and said". Why did you turn round to say it?

Screw top jars that refuse to budge even though you've done EVERYTHING to try and persuade them to open.

Betterware/Avon distributers that expect their catalogues back and get really stroppy when they're not left out....did I ask for them?

Temporary traffic lights.

[KittyGlitter]

Noisy shoes, women who don't wash their hands after using the bathroom (you half expect it with men!!), women who wear those awful posh hats in winter that nearly cover their face, people that say "say hi to him/her from me", people who say "awesome/hubby/ginormous", people who have no sense of humour, stupid street talk - wit instead of with/wiju instead of with you etc....and then chavs like the Pussycat Dolls picking up on it, people who instead of saying "excuse me" wait for you to move, saying hi to someone and they just smile back without speaking.

[joko]

when you're on a an unpacked train or in a crown and people just stand and stare sternly at you, willing you to move, or move your bag off the chair beside you, even though you are asleep/looking out the window/reading/ concentrating etc and just expect you to know they are there. I don't mind moving my bag but its easier if you just ask, instead of standing there all affronted.

17 year old shop assitants who look dumbfounded and stare blankly at you when you ask them for a bag/receipt/or anything, even when you have asked them again they just stare.

people who when you are walking 2 abreast down the street with them on the outside will, as you turn a corner, try to cut the corner off, causing you to have to stop in your tracks to avoid walking into the back of them, and have to move to the outside yourself.

people who send you a text two seconds after the first one to ask if you got the first one - while you are in the middle of writing a reply.

companies who don't reply to your queries or complaints. or say they will call you back and don't

postmen who knock and have got the card already filled in and are gone within 2 seconds

people who spout something you have said back to you as though its their opinion and they are informing you of something, forgetting it was you who told them in the first place

theres more...later

[coni2004]

unnecessary noise eg whistling etc

[coni2004]

unnecessary noise...whistling etc.