What's wrong with Mrs BJ?

[Flyhalf]

No, not her health - not great, much the same as ever, now that the she no longer has the warming effect of the Egyptian sunshine.
Mrs Overall, whose post on my last thread I have now seen, seems to think Mrs BJ sounds wrong. Any suggestions? If you can introduce a Scottish element, that would be great.
I'm not keen on Mrs J , or using our surname initial, and other examples like OH don't appeal either. I thought of LW (little woman), as she is shorter by a foot, and lighter by several stones, added to which I can sell it to her as "lovely wife", if she ever gets round to reading this guff.
PS she's a redhead of Scottish/Irish extraction.

[Flyhalf]

Sunny dave I'd like to think it would be She Who Thinks She Must ... , but I doubt I'd get away with it!
Gness - very, even giving away so much weight and reach, and having a debilitating illness!

[Mojo-Jo-Jo]

Mrs McDaniels

[Flyhalf]

Mojo As in BIGJACK/Big Mac????? Or am I as ever missing something?

[Mojo-Jo-Jo]

As in Jack Daniels, a la your avatar, with a Scottish twist as requested. :)

[Flyhalf]

Good one, but a bit lengthy for regular use. Unless, of course, I just use copy and paste each time.
Thanks.

[Mojo-Jo-Jo]

SJ then. Small jack :)

[karenmac60]

Wee Jackie :-)

[cupid04]

Mrs.Taggart.

[MarkRae]

SWMBO = she who must be obeyed.

Dearie me, does nobody read these days...?

[gness]

Bit long I think Mark but fair suggestion.

[Tilly2]

What's wrong with just saying 'my wife'?

[Charity]

Wee Jimmy Krankie

[excelsior-1]

'er - indoors?

[cupid04]

The wee woman.

[boxtops]

If she's a member of AB - as my OH is - you could call her by her user name :-)

[cupid04]

Perhaps that's too simple, Boxtops!

[Flyhalf]

Apologes to anyone expecting a response before this.
Still a bit fragile after several days of lurgi (2 weeks in Egypt, no problem, 3 days London .....)
On balance, I think Mrs J is simplest, easily recognosable to any reader.
Thanks for all suggestions.

[gness]

Get better soon and hello Mrs J.

[paddywak]

Trish is know though out the family as the Boss, dating back to when we first got together. Some of my nephews invited me to a night out and one of my nieces commented that I'd got a new boss now I'd got to ask permission. Since then she's always been "Uncle Paddy's Boss" or the "Boss " for short. Incidentally she's not a Scot but she has lovely auburn hair.