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shooty | 11:00 Tue 15th May 2012 | Jokes
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After a blazing row, I told the wife 'I'm going to kill you'
She said i need 'professional help'
I think She may be right, So i'm going to hire a Hitman.
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LOL, that's what I like concise and to the point.
i found out my hubby was having an affair and asked the hit man to kill them.£5000 a bullet.he phoned me up and said they were performing and he could do em both at once with one bullet!
Apparently 'kill' is Pidgin English in the South Pacific for merely 'beat', 'spank' etc. That would make an interesting defence in court!

In that Pidgin English, to express our meaning of 'kill', they say 'kill him he die finish'.
My knowledge of pidgin is negligible, but the one which always makes me laugh is the pidgin term for the Duke of Edinburgh: "Big fella him bilong Missis Kwin".
LOL, Mike, I love that!

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