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Jemisa | 14:14 Tue 06th Mar 2012 | Jokes
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of a Halloween costume party a couple were having trouble picking suitable outfits. After a while the wife got mad and stormed out of the room. Fifteen minutes later she came back completely naked execpt for a lemon between her legs.
The husband looked at her for a moment and then stormed out of the room himself. Twenty minutes passed and then he came back himself with a potato around his deck. (Dick)

The wife gave him a wierd look and then the husband replied "If your going as a sour-puss, I going as a dictator".
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Heheheh.... I like it.
14:30 Tue 06th Mar 2012
Chortlesplutter
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I put Dick in brackets wondering what Ed would change it to. (GG)
but ooooo! no change..

jem
Heheheh.... I like it.
I needed even less attire when I went as a petrol pump.
Unleaded OG!!!
lol
Old_Geezer – you must be extremely well endowed, with the pump nozzle stuck in your ear.
lol @ hymie : )
hee-hee to everyone. Your are all very witty.
Asks innocently.......'Can't everyone put their nozzle in their ear?'
Yes shoota - its when it comes out the other side you have to worry!!

Or maybe boast!!!

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