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starone | 23:35 Sun 04th Dec 2011 | Jokes
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> If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...
> does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?
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> Why do croutons come in airtight packages?
> Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
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> If people from Poland are called Poles, then
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> If it's true that we are here to help others,
> then what exactly are the others here for?
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> If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge,
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> What hair color do they put on the
> driver's licenses of bald men?
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> I thought about how mothers feed their
> babies with tiny little spoons and forks,
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> Why do they put pictures of criminals up
> in the Post Office? What are we supposed
> to do, write to them? Why don't they just
> put their pictures on the postage stamps
> so the mailmen can look for them while
> they deliver the mail?
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> Is it true that you never really learn
> to swear until you learn to drive?
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> As income tax time approaches, did you
> ever notice: When you put the two words
> "The" and "IRS" together, it spells
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