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Two ladies talking in Heaven

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starone | 08:29 Tue 06th Sep 2011 | Jokes
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1st woman: Hi, Wanda!

2nd woman: Hi, Sylvia! How'd you die?

1st woman: I froze to death.

2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer - then we'd both still be alive.
  
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yes, I'll give a good joke score for that starbuckone
LOL, LOL ... !!!
excellent
lol, very good
good joke,
ROFL!!!!! Very VERY good
5 stars * * * * *
Mmmm, It was ok I suppose Star. Just.

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