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To-Ryscum | 17:58 Mon 29th Aug 2011 | ChatterBank
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Describe a Politician,as though to a stranger,who then had to find said
person,in a crowded room!

Example - in the paper today "Andrew Lansley looks like a surprised
masturbator,in a suit,with hair done by Jehovah"s Witnesses".
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what w-anker wrote that?
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now now - no need to get touchy DT lol ;0)
oh I am not one of those feely-feely folk.....cum to think of it the pub calls!
It could be Cameron..i agree............ but never John Prescott he was one self-satisfied feccker.
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I"ll thank you to keep such juvenile thoughts to yourself DT ! ;0)
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Cameron was described as "sleek as a Human Aubergine"! - see! no problem spotting him!
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"Michael Gove looks like a veal calf in a suit"
Eric Pickles looks like the answer to the question, 'Who ate all the pies?'
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Ed Balls looks like"a hideously inflated cat,in a suit".
Michale Fabricant looks like a man who doesn't spend much on his wigs.
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I heard that Boris has nicked the joke that Bob Marshall-Andrews used to tell - we all know how big Boris is on "modesty" and self-deprecation ?

He gets in a cab,bound for Heathrow.

He notices that the Cabby keeps on staring at him,in the rear-view mirror
After a short time,the Cabby says,"Alright,mate,aren"t you gonna give me
a clue"?
Boris says,"Oh....ok...I was an MP,and I"m on the Television quite a lot"

Cabby: "No mate,I mean which Terminal d"you want"

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