best one-liner of the day

[To-Ryscum]

I"d 8-2 be a Gooner today!!

Thanks bluebirdino - lol :0)

[Postdog]

it was within 2 minutes of the game ending I saw that

[To-Ryscum]

well done P-dawg! :0)

[craft1948]

Always keep several Get Well cards on the mantelpiece.......then if unexpected guests arrive they will think you've been sick and unable to do the housework.

[Quassia]

But what does it mean Basil?

[To-Ryscum]

another good "un craft1948 :0)

[heathfield]

I can see why, for some, it would have been inappropriate to post this one under 'Jokes'!!

[To-Ryscum]

One columnist today,described David Cameron thus - "as sleek as a
Human Aubergine" lol ,another good "un !! :0)

[heathfield]

The word 'human' is superfluous. ;-)

[Bobbisox]

Just seen Arsene Wenger on the TV looting a sports trophy shop ;-)

[To-Ryscum]

hahahaha lol Bobbi - the act of a desperate man! - they are just like
the Mags!- not a pot to p1ss in ;-)

[Bobbisox]

Oi, the Mags????
the Toon ya mean?
awww To-Ryscum
Noooooo (sobs)

[To-Ryscum]

you may say infer that Bobbi! I,on the other hand,could not possibly
comment ! ;0)x

[Bobbisox]

ya said the Mags...
awwww,
you meant us :-((((
PMSL

[To-Ryscum]

even the telly was in Black and White, when the Mags last won summat!! ;0)

[Bobbisox]

cheeky bugger...LOL