Kate Middleton

[lesblue]

The first person to slip her finger into Diana's ring since Dodi Al Fayed!!

[mike11111]

Wondered when the jokes would start!LOL.

[nosmoking]

i wonder if james hewitt will get an invite to the wedding?

[lesblue]

He should get an invite, nosmo. After all, he is the groom's step-father.

[Bbbananas]

Don't be horrid les - I liked your first joke but not the second attempt at a joke.

[nosmoking]

salla was les joking? or being truthful?

[Bbbananas]

Hewitt is not Harry's father. I feel really sorry for Harry having to grow up with that rumour...

[McMouse]

I seem to recall that a law was passed making it a criminal offense to obtain or handle a sample of Royal DNA. Hmmmmmm.

[lesblue]

For what its worth............I'd be very surprised if Hewitt wasn't Harry's father.

[jackthehat]

So how would Hewitt be William's step-father..........?

[oscarina]

Look how easy it was for Kevin in Corrie to get a DNA Test to determine if he was baby Jack's Dad!

[mike11111]

That's what I wondered; he'd either be his father or not.

[Bobbisox]

I got that first thing this morning in a text...doesn't take em long ;-)

[mike11111]

It doesn't indeed. Apparently special security measures are taken when Prince Henry (to give him his Sunday name) has his hair cut in order to prevent someone snaffling a few locks with the hope of making a fortune.

[anneasquith]

i think its james hewitt who would make thr fortune mike

[DTCwordfan]

On a similar vein, Diana apparently went to see the Royal doctor who gave her the once over and then pronounced, "You are incredibly healthy but I must say how do you keep your vagina so clean?"

"Oh, I have a woman in twice a week...."

[Francis Asis]

You can tell Harry's parentage by looking at him. He's the image of his Uncle Andrew.

[nosmoking]

sorry lesblue seems i have sabotaged your post with my answer to you,was not my intension sorry.

[bibblebub]

they have to get married http://tinyurl.com/36oxb5c

[anneasquith]

very wicked. but funny.