Got Any Fridge Magnet Funnies ?

olddutch | 18:08 Fri 07th May 2010 | Jokes

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Anyone let me have any fridge magnet funnies like those below ? Thanks

"I'm not a complete idiot, some of the parts are missing"

"Housework won't kill you, but why take the chance"

Chopsticks

whats the difference between like and love?

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JMR27

I try to watch what I eat... but I'm not fast enough.

Men are like chocolates - wait too long and only the weird nutty ones are left.

Stress is when your tummy says no way and your mouth says no problem.

JMR27

Save the Earth - it's the only planet with chocolate.

4candles

There will be good days, and there will be bad days, and this is one of them

olddutch

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4Candles you're on the verge of achieving legendary status now - and I bet you ran the London Marathon !

I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once

4candles

If you give a man a fish, he will eat for a day. Teach him to fish, and he’ll sit in a boat and drink himself stupid.

olddutch

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4Candles your now a legend - knighthood,peerage,canonisation now on the horizon - did you have your 3 weetabix this morning ?

I always give 100% at Work - 12%Mon 23%Tues 40%Wed 20%Thurs 5%Fri

4candles

OD, you are too kind <blush>.

This has been a most enjoyable thread, but I'm definitely at the end of the line now. Just one more - which seems quite apt -

Do not worry about the pace of life. Concern yourself only with the sudden ending.

olddutch

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4Candles just for you

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

One good turn gets most of the blankets.

A closed mouth gathers no feet.