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pericat | 17:57 Fri 18th Sep 2009 | ChatterBank
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I just wanted to know if you are alive or not ?
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Not. I'm replying to you from beyond the grave. Don't forget the flowers!
18:12 Fri 18th Sep 2009
Do you like the person?
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It's my sister - sounding like my mother
You can't always get what you want..!!!
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LOL - that might shut her up
Not. I'm replying to you from beyond the grave. Don't forget the flowers!
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LOL
Looks like you have drifted apart, or fallen out, with your sister. You don't need a sarky retort. You need to make friends with her again.
? or is it !
just put no
i was debating if i was or not but as you have contacted me ummmmmmmmmmmmm yes indeed i am not x
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I have to work that one out zzxxee
it sounded good in my head peri x
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I was talking to her a couple of days ago - in fact nearly every day last week too sandy- I work she doesn't . My gripe is that's a comment your mother would make to you
Sadly I am not. However, the good news is that I have bequeathed you my much-loved purple velvet trousers. I know how much you always admired them.
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LOL nomercy - she would wear them too
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Alive, fabulous and still your no. 1 fan. Well, 2 out of 3 aint bad.
PS: I may have won the lottery this week, or I may not have. In any case, I donated the ticket to Gamblers Anonymous. Have a great Christmas!

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