Why sell home

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I'm slightly perturbed over an issue with a member of staff in one of the open plan offices I work at.

The person (interesting traveller) has recently sold his house - I'm not sure of the details but he has sold it without finding a new home for himself (not a great move - pardon the pun). He is complaining that he can't find a suitable dwelling matching what he currently has, this includes a nice big garden, a large garage that connects to the back garden, lovely back door entry. The problem he says is that he can't find anything to match that and ideally seeing as he is having to buy a new house he would like an extra room (currently has 2 bedrooms).

I do wonder why he even sold his current house, he states its perfect, it a great location and he wants exactly the same (extra room would be nice but not essential).. he needs very tall rooms, an old victorian style stately home. Bit bizarre seeing as he's only 5ft 6! - Although questions have arisen in the department if he does actually live alone like he states.

Some stories have contradicted this, as he usually refers to "we" rather than "I" - Not that it matters and who cares (before someone puts a comment about it being none of my business - he raised the worry in finding a new home, not me!) I believe the spare room he needs is for a dungeon like feel to the home, I've seen him talking about ordering sheet rolls of latex. Which did raise a question a while ago about his eyes, he had a reaction to latex so not sure why he would approach the substance again.
Again I think it's linked the the tall, shadowy figure he lives with. Although others have said he lives with his mother. There was talk of the extra room being used as a Walk-In Tanning room fully fitted with hand wash dispensors - I'm not really sure what thats about?
Why would you sell your home without having something else organised - his collegues are talking about trying to band together

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Nope not at all square - you "think" it's bull - so thats you're opinion - fortunately I'm not spinning any bull here, its all true... sorry to burst your bubble

[mccfluff]

dream worlds are great

[squarebear]

Nope. There's nothing true about it. No-one behaves like you describe.

[mccfluff]

i don't know squearbear i've met some odder folks - not that i beleive a word of this but it is entertaining

[whifffey]

I can't see any problem in selling your house before you but a new one. I've done it before, it just means you are homeless for a while.

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Nothing true about it?? how would you know this - do you work in the office? - no I didn't think so... if you don't believe it thats fine - but don't state that "none" of this is true when you clearly have no idea about whats going on

For the rest of you I can assure you this guy is exactly as I describe!!!!! - odd folk indeed! - but what can you say? you can't take the p**s out of them... well maybe

[squarebear]

And where does this so called "tall shadowy" figure live now? Where does your "colleague" live now?