Chocolate-scoffing mad

[IndieSinger]

Do you know anyone who is just crazy about chocolate - so much that they would hold their partner at gunpoint and force him/her to the nearest Cadbury outlet to but two wholesale boxes of chocolate bars and and huge tub of Heros? I have a friend who does this, but it's got really bad recently. She's started to sit in all day, drool of Dermot O'Dreary, scoff chocolate and put red wine on her. Then she sleeps during her work hours. Is she a danger to modern society? Or it this just a loveable aspect of her personality?

[ezapf]

Is chocolate scoffing the new �in� thing with the young and hip crowd? I know a very popular twenty-something who has recently been obsessing with chocolate. How did this all start? Is it making its way around the world? Should I stop smashing G&B (almost typed �G n� R�) with a club and start embracing it like my ever-so-slightly-chocoholic peers? Will I be the laughing-stock of the world if I don�t scoff chocolate? If I get chocolate, should I take it with me when I walk my penguin? How will I keep my penguin from eating it? How will I keep me from eating it all at once (I hear it tastes just like chicken)? Chocolate??? Oh no, no, no. This will never do. May I suggest something a bit more reasonable like hippopotamuses (especially the bite-sized ones).

[hugoboss]

I've never heard of such nonsense. I think you're imagining this behavious, Indie, no woman could ever behave like that...

Are you making this us to cover up from some other obsession of your own .... ??!!

[VINNY100_2]

Actually dermot O'leary is a nice and funny chap.We are not getting jealous are we.Is this chocolate thing just a mask to cover up your own desires!!lol.I find consuming chocolate not conductive to precision underminding to modern society.   Giving chocolate to others is an intimate form of communication, a sharing of deep, dark secrets!! if shes not doing this then get worried.PS have you been hitting the bottle!!lol( :)

[acw]

Indiesinger - Are you HugoBoss in another guise/user name?  Your questions are just TOO similar!  Big coincidence perhaps? :-)

[lodekka]

I have to say that I've never seen IndieSinger and hugoboss in the same room together. Definitely two sides of the same coin there...

[hugoboss]

ah hem! i am NOT IndieSinger, unless I've had a s�x change that I don't know about!

I think he's just copying me!

[brawburd]

Hugoboss - you "dress" to the right or left?

[FP]

Hugoboss's friend and Indiesinger's friend are obviously very compatible!  Both completely round the twist.  I suggest they arrange a meeting - somewhere where there are loads of penguins and chocolate shops - Sheffield?

[woofgang]

Indie, I will treat your question as serious and give you a serious answer. This is not a loveable aspect of her personality, this sounds like someone who either has a hormone imbalance problem (oh been there in my youth) or is depressed or both. Take away the "young and hip" image and you have someone who is binging on sugar, isolating herself at home and using alcohol unwisely, then putting her job at risk. Yeah.yeah, I know I just sounded like your granny but think, would this be a loveable aspect of her personality if she was eating sugar out of the bag, watching old movies and necking cheap vodka??

[Artemis]

Must agree with woofgang. Sounds like your friend has a problem.

Btw have you been drinking?