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Joy11 | 14:37 Wed 13th May 2009 | ChatterBank
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--- Re: THE NIGHT OF APRIL 1st Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st? Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.. Defense Attorney: Did you know him? Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly. Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down? Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him? Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him. Defense Attorney: Why not? Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.. Defense Attorney: What happe ned next? Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts.. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then? Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him. Defense Attorney: Why not? Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years! Defense Attorney: What happened next? Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling so 'spicy' that I just laid down and told him 'Take me, young man. Take me now!' Defense Attorney: Did he take you? Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, 'April Fool!' And that's when I shot him, the little ba$tard
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Very funny Joy - very funny ha ha ha
I like it :-)
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see Ive made you laugh,,,ouch watch that cold sore,,,lol
lol
condense it Joy i can't be arsed to read all that.
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well don't then NoKn ,,,LOL
tis a bit long know no but you soon get into it once you start readng
ha ha ha ha lmfao ....april fool lol ha ha ha
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Be back asap picking my little grandson up fro school ttfn
That's a good one joy!
3 stars.................now i feel guilty i only read the last bit to fool you Joy :0(
pmsl know no
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you never fool me NoKn, just didn't wanna leave ya out...LOL

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