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Need something witty to write on bosses 50th birthday card (he has a great sense of humour so the more insulting/rude etc the better).
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warpig
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.They say that 50 is a golden year
But that�s not convincing to me
Cos when I see people that old
They usually just smell of wee.
At 50 years old you should know better
Than try to get away with that trendy sweater
Your hair and your teeth in time will fall out
And then hair will grow out your ears and snout
So give up now whilst you are slightly ahead
Slippers, a pipe, some horlicks then bed.
But that�s not convincing to me
Cos when I see people that old
They usually just smell of wee.
At 50 years old you should know better
Than try to get away with that trendy sweater
Your hair and your teeth in time will fall out
And then hair will grow out your ears and snout
So give up now whilst you are slightly ahead
Slippers, a pipe, some horlicks then bed.