Man Of The Match to be a Daddy

[moonshadow]

It's just been announced on the TV News that Wayne and Coleen Roonie are to have a baby. Hope it looks like Coleen ! We will probably be kept informed at every opportunity regarding the development of the little darling. What's the betting a Roonie Baby Range will be flooding the shops sometime soon.

[ELVIS68]

Nothing newsworthy there


Pikies are always having kids

[DebsyDoo]

Agree, MS - I think he looks like Shrek !!

[dot.hawkes]

I guess Colleen will take every opportunity to keep her face and figure in the limelight and use it as the basis of furthering her 'amateur' career as a fashion advisor and shopping expert. lol

hi Elvis!

[moonshadow]

It seems the BBC think differently ELVIS. Celebrity news seems to be taking over from the traditional whether we like it or not. Shrek is a really good choice Debs. Hope you are well rested after your hols Dot nice to see you back.

[craft1948]

let's hope it's got her looks.........................and her brains.......

[Kidd72]

...and a Mancunian accent ;-)

[dot.hawkes]

Hi moonshadow, I'm good thanks, been back at work 4 days and need a break as i did two extra long shifts but it has been busy, gotta make the money whilst we can cos retail is dire at the moment, i guess the likes of colleen keep people interested in the genre of shopping so i won't be a critic lol

[McMouse]

Could get offers from Spud-U-Like

[moonshadow]

Yes craft she has certainly amassed a fortune.Have your builders finished and did they do a good job? more importantly has your dog forgiven you for putting him in the kennels?Oh Mc Mouse, bit down market for our Coleen.

[craft1948]

2nd try at posting this....Hi moonshadow thank you for asking the builders have done a lovely job and the dog has now forgiven me (bribes always help). Next it's the saga of .......................the bathroom fitters............

[sqad617]

craft...this has been going on for weeks.......you must be sh@gged out by now.

[craft1948]

sqad the builders were here for 35 days............the next job is I'm having a bedroom turned into a bathroom and the existing bathroom into a wet room (no idea of timescales)

[sqad617]

craft....no! no!....you misunderstand me.....all that s�x....remember?

[moonshadow]

craft my builders started a 6 week job 12 weeks ago and I still can't see the end in sight. They forgot the thermal underlay for the underfloor heating so the whole floor has to come up again I'm loosing the will to live at the moment with it all. Hi squad.

[chrisda]

A baby shrek OMG another der der.

[craft1948]

moonshadow you have my deepest sympathy - sqad there was no sex as such just a bit of hardcore......

[sqad617]

Hi moonshadow......mrs sqad's friend arrived last night to stay for four days following an acrimonious divorce. She fell out with her ex, didn't love him any more and wanted out. I said that it sounded like a normal marriage and I was told to "shut up unless I had something sensible to contribute to the discussion".......bl00dy women.

[moonshadow]

That's a bu**er squad, take refuge in your study, stock up with rations and leave the women to their bonding, it's only 4 days after all.