i am taking the mrs to the pictures

[on.knowledge]

but i am wondering which arm rest is mine?
i don't want any trouble in the cinema do i.

[phillipa.d]

Silly. The one with your drink in the hole at the end. tut.

[Jan1957]

Take her to the pub instead and buy her lots of vodka.

[Ice.Maiden]

But what if he'sd left handed...and the missus's right? Don't bump elbows too hard, noknow!
Jan's idea sounds about right. : )
Stay in with a DVD, JD - and HTH!!

[on.knowledge]

i'm still on betamax i don't like bourbon and the mrs needs HRT not HTH

[phillipa.d]

well if hes left handed and sits on the left and shes right handed and sits on his right, thats right? isnt it? they can link arms/hold hands and still eat sweets and drink pop!!

[pastafreak]

That's just what I was going to say,phil....))

[Mr Veritas]

Well, in the cinema, ettiquette dictates that a Lady has BOTH armrests,but may relinquish one to the Man if she feels like it! LOL

[Ice.Maiden]

No pasta, no - because whichever side you sit, unless someone gets an end seat, you're going to knock into someone else!! : )

Rolled at your reply noknow....HRT....giggles.

[pastafreak]

well...now I think they should just sit at opposite ends of the cinema......easy.

[on.knowledge]

sensible answers please

[Ice.Maiden]

Pasta WAS being sensible! Yes - opposite ends of the cinema, and then you can throw popcorn at each other!

[on.knowledge]

is popcorn heavier now than it used to be when i was a kid like?

[pastafreak]

Only if you stick your gum in it!......lol

[Ice.Maiden]

Grin.

Well I WAS referring to it by the bag. It'd fly quite well!

[on.knowledge]

heres some popcorn i would like to throw of the edges of the Earth.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXrnKGSShMk