what hand ?

[sleepyj]

what hand do u use to wipe your bum with ???

[ummmm]

Depends...!!!

[sqad617]

The deckhand of course, ask salla.

[B00]

What a strange question...? LOL

I'm hoping most people use toilet paper and not their hands though.

[sleepyj]

boo lol yes loo roll that what i was going to say u beat me to it .

[unrulyjulie]

sleepy.,im sitting here just trying to work out why on earth you would be interested in that information!!!! ;-)

[sleepyj]

julie lol my son asked me that the other day .thought it was funny when he said yuck u dont use loo roll .:)

[B00]

Aww sorry sleepy, I didn't realise that the toilet paper bit would be your punch line- didn't mean to ruin it for you.

[sleepyj]

thats ok boo .! how are u ?

[Bbbananas]

lol sqad - give him some stars.
(though he is wrong).

[sqad617]

salla...you are the only "star" that I want.

[logic]

I'd use your hand,
If it was handy,

[B00]

Yeah im good ta sleepy, hope you are too? Even though it's taken me 20 minutes to do a 5 minute walk back from town in this sodding icey snow crap on the ground. I'm bloody terrified of falling again and breaking another limb. I'm sure folk thought I was drunk and doing the careful stepping routine as I inched my way home.

[sleepyj]

logic lovely thought ! boo dry here no snow sun has been out today .

[Bbbananas]

I always use my right hand. When I broke my wrist 2 years ago (in 2 places after a doorstep 'incident') I was plastered from wrist to shoulder - the wiping of the nether regions (along with the uncorking of a wine bottle & the spreading of butter on toast) was the hardest thing I had to try & do with my left hand..... Some things I coped with quite well though, but not the bum wiping.

[ChuckFickens]

I have people to do it for me :)

[B00]

Hey snap (no pun intended Salla) that's what I broke too, my wrist. Though I was fortunate (?) that my plaster only went up to my elbow.

[sn�gged]

Neither. Jet Wash at tesco.

[sleepyj]

chuck are u to posh to wipe ?

[Bbbananas]

well, it was a bad break in 2 separate bones., I also broke a bone in my foot in the same 'incident' - but that wasn't discovered until 2 weeks later. For months I was literally plastered all down the right side - the arm & the leg. Fortunately the plaster was reduced from wrist to elbow after a few weeks. I looked a right sight - the arm plaster was bright pink, the leg plaster was blue. I will never live that episode down.

[terambulan]

according to hand-fed asians not the hand you eat with - dont know if thats L or R?