I found.....

[MrBounty]

A brand new Nokia N96 in my office - what should i do with it??

[ChuckFickens]

keep it... sure the owner will never realise it's missing, I've heard n96 owners are a little dim sometimes

;)

[Lakitu]

Do you know who the owner is??

[MrBounty]

Some crazy lady

[MrBounty]

Chuck, yeah, you're not wrong there - although, maybe they could brighten themselves up a bit by installing Linux! ;)

[ChuckFickens]

OK enough already ;)

[MrBounty]

Fisting?

You mean boxing, yeah?

[Lakitu]

How do you know she's crazy???

Maybe she just has issues? I'll bet losing her phone isn't helping her.....

[MrBounty]

She's mad in the heid!!!!

[Lakitu]

Oh oh....is she the type to call Mario a c0ck??

[sara3]

give it up.. "theft by finding" is a criminal offence!

and I hear they're more trouble than they're worth ;o)

[ChuckFickens]

and maybe throw things about when Mario is a c0ck!

[MrBounty]

I've heard that if Mario is a c0ck, you'd better be out of the way.....

[Lakitu]

All dodgy texts appreciated ;o)

[ChuckFickens]

now that's just asking for trouble!

[Lakitu]

It's asking for something to pass the day with hehe

I don't think I'll be inundated with dirtys texts though, my contacts list is still looking a bit like I'm a billy no mates after my last phone debacle....besides....only 3 ABers know my number LOL.