Wow, this has really pushed people's buttons out there!
I was determined to read through the answers, smile knowngly, and stay calm, and I did, until ...
we got to the 'nose blowers', and that set me off!
I never ever blow my nose in public, I nip to the loo to do it - and I loathe it when others don;t do the same.
My serious hates are people who then peep in their hany - I mean, have you got pound coins up your nose? If not, what the fcuk are you LOOKING FOR?????
And the other one is people in restaurants who use paper napkins as hankies, and then leave them on the plate for the poor waiting staff to clear away. Gross!!!!
OK, I can feel one of my 'heads' coming on ....