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By heck it's cold out there
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Hello everyone... WeeThug here... flipping heck, who opened the freezer doors ? I've just been outside for my constitutional and what did I find but brrrrr,,, shivertime or what ! Good job my slave had put the heating on for us or I would have been off to find a warmer home !
Is it nice and warm where you lot are ?
Is it nice and warm where you lot are ?
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ASBO here. Staff is getting herself another glass of wine blinking alchy. She best not be too shedded to feed me later else I'll crap in her slippers.
Jeez its parky out there though. I went out and staff did say "I wouldn't if I were you pal, its *****". For once the silly cow was right. Came straight back in and staff laughed. Cuddles is asleep on her radiator bed. She wanted a wee earlier and wouldn't put her delicate little bottom on the cold soil. What a wuss. Mind you, am keeping my legs crossed and hoping staff brings a litter tray upstairs so I don't have to walk on that nasty cold kitchen floor.
Am cuddled up on MY chair. Staff bought a new suite a few months ago. No one has ever sat in the chair apart from me, so it's mine now. And when its bed time, we do let her snuggled on the bed with us but I wish she would not leave the bedroom window open, does she not understand that we feel the cold?! Am considering firing her and searching for a replacement. Any suggestions?
Jeez its parky out there though. I went out and staff did say "I wouldn't if I were you pal, its *****". For once the silly cow was right. Came straight back in and staff laughed. Cuddles is asleep on her radiator bed. She wanted a wee earlier and wouldn't put her delicate little bottom on the cold soil. What a wuss. Mind you, am keeping my legs crossed and hoping staff brings a litter tray upstairs so I don't have to walk on that nasty cold kitchen floor.
Am cuddled up on MY chair. Staff bought a new suite a few months ago. No one has ever sat in the chair apart from me, so it's mine now. And when its bed time, we do let her snuggled on the bed with us but I wish she would not leave the bedroom window open, does she not understand that we feel the cold?! Am considering firing her and searching for a replacement. Any suggestions?
My slave always has windows open too, what is it with them!!!
Mind you, nice neighbour left the window open the other day when slave was out so I went in and sat on his feet while he was asleep!
There are no other cats there though, maybe they are spare slaves lined up in case I need to fire mine....
Mind you, nice neighbour left the window open the other day when slave was out so I went in and sat on his feet while he was asleep!
There are no other cats there though, maybe they are spare slaves lined up in case I need to fire mine....
Hi all, blackcat here - my slaves are fools - the house is freezing cold and the female keeps shouting at the male that it was up to him to top up the bl**dy gas meter!!! Mind you, I'm going to go and curls up on that lovely pile of clean towels and furry jumpers that she's forgotten to take upstairs!!(hehe!)
