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moonshadow | 17:12 Thu 13th Nov 2008 | How it Works
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I have recently had a new computer and keep hearing odd noises as if someone is opening a door with a rusty hinge and then slamming it. Today it sounds as if someone is shouting 'Gotcha'. Has anyone any idea what it could be? And no I am not losing my marbles, Mr M has heard it as well.
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what page are you on when you hear it? I ask because on a page i g to tere is an ad at the top for smileys that makes a noise ike you are describing. I just keep the comp on mute
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It's usually when I'm on Answerbank, bednobs. I wondered if it was some sort of alert to a virus attack, but nothing else is showing up. I don't know that much about computing so I don't know what a smiley is. Thanks for your reply I will try and work out how to put it on mute.
I actually found the spirit who shares our home through my computer, she frequently appears on it, and indeed told me the whole of her life story on it through the spellcheck. The whole case was thoroughly investigated by respected scientists and academics from countries all over the world, a proven case. Just to show her prowess this afternoon she added her surname after the shut down button.
Do you have Yahoo Instant Messaging? If so then thats what it is.
I have Yahoo IM and when some one leaves the system it sounds like a squeeky door opening and closing.
If some one comes on to it, it will make the noise of some one knocking on the door before it opens.
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Thanks so much tigerlily, you have solved the problem. Thought I was about to join Prudentia in the asylum
lol this made me laugh!
so you are more intelligent than some of the greatest academic brains in the world, I think not , crawl back into your little sad little hole, cretin.
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??? thats a bit harsh. i just though it was funny!
Put simply for the benefit of the very dimest of the dim, if you have eminent professors from as far afield as california, switzerland, , austria, canberra, los angeles, perth, new york, yale and harvard universities, to name but fewer than ten percent of the serious investigators who came here with all their kit to analyse what was going on here , to even begin to question their collective fand unanimous findings must put anyone in with the pure arrogance of their own utter stupidity utterly beyond belief of a sane person, sorry you are in serious need of some counselling.
lol Wardy you really are easy to spot. how are you old chap?
to make a decent night of it, where the hell is jj otherwise we may all as well all go off to bed because there will be little entertainmnent on here if she does't show
moonshadow, sorry in all the time i have spent on this site, you are the sadest case, get a life for gods sake and leave those of us with some modicum of common sense to carry on without your inane uterances, you will no doubt need to spend at least a couple of days down your local library to begin to understand this post but if you go down to your local infants school I'm sure they will take pity on you and help!
Don't beat about the bush, Prudentia. Just tell us what it is you want to say !! ;-)
lol this made me laugh

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