Scouser Joke.

[Ronny44]

A Primary Teacher explains to her class that she is a Liverpool fan.

She asks her students to raise their hands if they too are Liverpool fans.


Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.

The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, 'Mary, why didn't you
raise your hand?'

'Because I'm not a Liverpool fan,' she replied.

The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Liverpool fan, then who are you a fan of?'

'I am a Man Utd fan, and proud of it,' Mary replied.

The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Mary, why, pray tell, are you a Man Utd fan?'

'Because my mum is a Man Utd fan, and my dad is a Man Utd fan, so I'm a Man Utd fan too!'

'Well,' said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a Man Utd fan.

You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time..

What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict, what would
you be then?'

'Then,' Mary smiled, 'I'd be a Liverpool fan.

[snagged]

:-o

[unrulyjulie]

I'm a Liverpool fan too so im gonna have to report this too Ronny ;-) soz like.

[Ronny44]

Im a Man Utd fan, but theres always been a hate them hate us thingy going on, buts its only a game of footie when it boils down to it : - )

[Ronny44]

LOL, vibrasphere but please leave my wallet alone.

[carrust]

Prostitute...Do you want a blow-job?

Scouser......Will it affect my dole?

[joby1]

cheeky manc sh1te!...... :-))

[snagged]

What you moaning about joby1... I thought you were from the 'posh' side? ;-))

[Ronny44]

LOL carrust : -)

[Ronny44]

There's a posh side in Liverpool snagged?

[snagged]

'apparently' Ronnie... its called The Wirral :-))

[snagged]

*Ronny*

[Ronny44]

OMG, i passed there a few time :- )

[snagged]

That's fine... just don't stop :-)

[carrust]

Is this a normal scouse wedding?
http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2005/chav-w edding-p1.php

[joby1]

snagged.....you know you love it....

ronny...next time ya passing......call on in.......where are ya from btw......chingford?....lol :-))

[Ronny44]

Newmarket joby1?

But my sons a Liverpool supporter if it helps, disowned him years ago : - ))