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Gay mans last wishes
Justin returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his gay lover Russell that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping away his tears, he asked him to make love with him. Of course he agreed and they made passionate love.
Six hours later, Justin went to him again, and said, "Duckie, now I only have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?" Russell agreed and again they made love.
Later, Justin was getting into bed when he realised he now had only eight hours of life left. He touched Russell's shoulder and said, "Honey? Please? Just one more time before I die." He agreed, then afterward he rolled over and fell asleep.
Justin, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and he tossed and turned until he was down to only four more hours. He tapped his bitch on the shoulder to wake him up. "Honey, I only have four hours left! Could we...?" His lover sat up abruptly, turned to him and said, "Listen Justin, I have to get up in the morning! You don't."
Six hours later, Justin went to him again, and said, "Duckie, now I only have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?" Russell agreed and again they made love.
Later, Justin was getting into bed when he realised he now had only eight hours of life left. He touched Russell's shoulder and said, "Honey? Please? Just one more time before I die." He agreed, then afterward he rolled over and fell asleep.
Justin, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and he tossed and turned until he was down to only four more hours. He tapped his bitch on the shoulder to wake him up. "Honey, I only have four hours left! Could we...?" His lover sat up abruptly, turned to him and said, "Listen Justin, I have to get up in the morning! You don't."
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Yes it was tongue in cheek - and it would have made me squirm more if it was a sheep and a Welsh farmer (as I originally planned) - but I am happy enough in my heterosexuality to worry too much about what gay men get up to - but I havent thought about it as deeply as 4GS (or had the same experiences)
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