finger massagers

[richee]

can anyone recomend what a good one is?

Maybe one that strokes up and down the finger.

My fingers get so stiff from all the self pleasuring I do you see?

[Slooow_Jo]

I would recommend complete rest of your fingers, including no more typing!

[richee]

yes but how would I pleasure myself?

[Slooow_Jo]

You couldn't, anyway it makes you blind & god kills a kitten every time you do it :(

[richee]

what? Yiou mean everytime I stroke my face lovingly a kitten dies :(
thats terrible

[Slooow_Jo]

Isn't it :o( but at least now you know you can stop :o)

[richee]

yes maybe I will just have a w@nk instead

[jackthehat]

Well, look on the bright side......................with your tiny todger you can use each of your fingers individually for self-pleasuring purposes.....................careful you don't get pinkie-strain !!

[richee]

heythat was just malicious rumours you warped sick friek

[jackthehat]

The sexual fixations you demonstrate here, almost daily, would seem to indicate that it is not............