Hit man wanted

[dustypuss]

Any one know where i can hire a hit man

because my wife has been giving me grief all day

nag nag nag

i can't say a thing with out her giving me a ear full

nag nag

just two seconds a go ( you on that computer AGAIN ) nag

I carn't do any thing right

OH well better be off now

yours sincerely. Mr downtrodden. nag nag nag

[dustypuss]

bye one get one half price

good i can get the motherinlaw done in as well

[dustypuss]

doesnt solve my problem l .eg

[dustypuss]

but then again leg a couple of pints in linekers at this very moment would help a lot

i wonder when the next flight is ?

[dustypuss]

NN never thought of that (Oh sh*t)