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Toilet Ettiqute
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After reading a post below i have a question of my own...
You really need to poo, and you go into teh the toilet, and there is a cleaner in there, cleaning teh toilet next door, or teh urinals, or floor outside etc etc....whatever...
do you still go poo, or fake out and wee, and go back 10mins later?
You really need to poo, and you go into teh the toilet, and there is a cleaner in there, cleaning teh toilet next door, or teh urinals, or floor outside etc etc....whatever...
do you still go poo, or fake out and wee, and go back 10mins later?
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What do you guys think about this, a couple of weeks ago I was getting my livingroom blinds installed. The guy took his wife along, I assume as his assistant. I offered them both a cuppa, which they accepted and me and the wife had a chin wag as he was putting up my blinds.
She then asked if she could use my loo, which of course she can.
About 5 minutes or so after she came out, the guy was finished and they went on their way. I went to use the loo myself, but when I walked in the bathroom it was STINKING!!!
I was offended that she would walk into my house (a stranger to her!) and do a number 2.
Would you be?
She then asked if she could use my loo, which of course she can.
About 5 minutes or so after she came out, the guy was finished and they went on their way. I went to use the loo myself, but when I walked in the bathroom it was STINKING!!!
I was offended that she would walk into my house (a stranger to her!) and do a number 2.
Would you be?
LOL JJ
There's a woman who does a No 2 at work, quite loudly too.
There was a woman who fell asleep on the loo one lunchtime a few months back. I could hear the snoring, went and told my colleagues and we all tip toed in there. One of them eventually knocked and said "are you OK?"
The woman woke up and said "yeah, I just dozed off"
How can you doze off on the loo at work?? My mind boggles.
There's a woman who does a No 2 at work, quite loudly too.
There was a woman who fell asleep on the loo one lunchtime a few months back. I could hear the snoring, went and told my colleagues and we all tip toed in there. One of them eventually knocked and said "are you OK?"
The woman woke up and said "yeah, I just dozed off"
How can you doze off on the loo at work?? My mind boggles.
Hi eyebrows!
Just to pick up on what funnygirl said about her male cleaner @ work. Unless he's had a sign up stating the toilets were being cleaned, it's not really on for him to be cleaning them whilst females are in there. I'm a cleaner & have to give warning the toilets are being cleaned with a sign stating exactly that. If people ignore that sign I get a bit miffed, especially when they have alternative toilets to use. But no, he should leave for a minute then go back, have a word!
Just to pick up on what funnygirl said about her male cleaner @ work. Unless he's had a sign up stating the toilets were being cleaned, it's not really on for him to be cleaning them whilst females are in there. I'm a cleaner & have to give warning the toilets are being cleaned with a sign stating exactly that. If people ignore that sign I get a bit miffed, especially when they have alternative toilets to use. But no, he should leave for a minute then go back, have a word!
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if someone else is in the loos I will chuck some toilet paper down first to 'dull' the sound.
I thought I was the only person on planet earth who did that!!
Also, if I'm using an unfamiliar toilet and it's a sit down job, I have to clean the plastic seat with tissue paper before I bare my arse on it.
I'm really funny about going for a tom-t1t, once in the Army in Germany I headed off into the middle of a thick wood, selected a tree which was surrounded by bushes so no-one could see me, I dug a small recipticle, dropped my troosers and proceeded to empty my bowels. As I was doing so I heard the sound of "Clip clop, clip clop clippety clop" and looked up to see about 30 odd German school kids go riding by on horse back all waving and smiling at me and saying " Guten tag Herr soldat"
I thought I was the only person on planet earth who did that!!
Also, if I'm using an unfamiliar toilet and it's a sit down job, I have to clean the plastic seat with tissue paper before I bare my arse on it.
I'm really funny about going for a tom-t1t, once in the Army in Germany I headed off into the middle of a thick wood, selected a tree which was surrounded by bushes so no-one could see me, I dug a small recipticle, dropped my troosers and proceeded to empty my bowels. As I was doing so I heard the sound of "Clip clop, clip clop clippety clop" and looked up to see about 30 odd German school kids go riding by on horse back all waving and smiling at me and saying " Guten tag Herr soldat"
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