Once upon a time...

[SonnyCat]

Onece upon a time there was a little elf called Billy. Billy was sad because he had no friends....

(now carry on with the story :p)

[persianlady]

But the people on Answerbank kept making silly suggestions and Billy started to get angry and frustrated. He felt that they were not taking him seriously..............

[Jugglering]

Especially since he was still in his green underclothes....