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i have something dangerous in my house

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REDHEAD24 | 14:47 Wed 26th Dec 2007 | ChatterBank
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under the bed i could hear a noise ,like a scratching , when i looked ( about 10 minutes ago )

i nearly died with fright there is a 5ft long black panther with greeney yellowey eyes

i ran out and shut my door , i can hear him making noises , what shall i do , ?
shall i get my neighbour norman to help me? he is over 55 - dont want to frighten him too much and have a death on me hands???? help please punters
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You could try charming it!
Or find a little mouse for him to play with.
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They like catnip so you could try that!
redhead, have u had toooo much gin?

r u living in a country house?

over 55? thats not old! he he

call a pro, or u mite getting bitten to death
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i've got a bit of turkey left (well a lot of turkey left actually). you could slice it up(the turkey) and push it under the door
Call the local zoo and cut down on the wacky baccy !!!!
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thanks f ok u have or all ur help , its

ok i have called microsoft and i am in a que , hopefully they will be able tohelp me

and wacky bacy ??? i have never smoked in my life i hate smoking
Don't ask Norman, you know what he is like with dangerous sub tropical species!
I will come and help you RED, i love panthers, i have a massive one in my bedroom, but he is just a toy, love you megan. xxxxxxxx
What about hash cakes Red, you don't have to smoke those!
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HELLO TOP
nice to see u , thanks for all ur very useful advice , the problem is stll there in my room

i am on the photne to microsoft and in a que still

no i dont do drugs of any form , i not even that keen on alcohol anymore as it alters my brain and i dont like who i become x
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Once you get through to Microsoft can you get me Bill's number please. I need to ask him something about Word.

Thanks
Hope you can help.
Hi Red, never considered you would do drugs, how about the sex and rock and roll?
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oh yes top - love sex - sadly dont get enough never mind and rock and roll
and of course a bit of barry manilow occasionly x
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The question here, Red, is how this non-indigenous feline entered your house, Obviously you have a hole in your house. Therefore, concentrate on remedying that hole instead of the one in your bucket.

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