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Jack The Lad | 18:39 Wed 30th May 2007 | Jokes
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A girl comes skipping home from school and shouts "Mummy, mummy, today we did counting and all the other kids only got up to 5, but I got up to 10. 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10, that good, isn`t it mummy?"
"Yes dear it is".
"Is it because I`m blonde mummy?"
" Yes dear it is".
The next day the girl comes skipping home from school and screams "Mummy, mummy, today we did the alphabet and all the other kids only got to D but I got up to G. A,B,C,D,E,F,G... that`s good isn`t it mummy?"
"Yes dear it is"
"Is it because I`m blonde mummy?"
"Yes dear it is".
The following day the girl comes skipping home ans says "Mummy, today we did gym classes and all the other girls had flat chests but I have these!".
At this point the girl pulls up her top revealing a pair of amazing 36C breasts.
"That`s good isn`t it mummy?".
"Yes dear, it is" replied a slightly embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I`m blonde mummy?"



"No dear, it`s because you`re 25!".



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That doesn't work ! The school leaving age is around 14 minimum, most people stay on longer too. I think you got the age wrong.
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Whiffey it's not that the age is wrong, it's the fact she's blonde and still in school at 25! You know dumb blondes and all that!!


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