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Pharlap | 17:07 Mon 19th Feb 2007 | Jokes
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A boy starting his prison sentence is put into a cell with the most terrifing man he has ever seen, six feet six inches tall, 20 stone of muscle and more scars than he can count serving life for murder. Having heard all the stories of what happens to the new boy, he is terrified. Having made it through the day it comes to lights out and laying on his mattress the sweat is pouring from him as he hears the deep voice from the bottom bunk. "right son, we is gonna play a little game called mummies and daddies. You decide who you wanna be". The boy thinks for the better and answers "daddy". "good choice" replies the old lag " now get down here and give mummies c0ck a big kiss".
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PMSL beltin that one :)
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