Genie Joke

[Madmonks]

A man walks into a bar in Texas and sees a little man about a foot tall playing the piano.
He orders a drink and asks the barman where the little guy came from. The barman says he got him from a genie in a magic whisky bottle and that he could have a wish if he wanted.
The bottle is produced and the guy wishes for a million bucks, there's a flash of light and the bar is full of ducks. The guy complains that he wished for a million bucks not a million ducks and ths barman says he forgot to say the genie was a bit hard of hearing and says "you don't think I wished for a 12 inch pianist !"

[Kimmiebear]

Horse walks into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?"

A grasshopper walked into a bar and the bartender says "Hey we have a drink names after you!"
"Really exclaims the grasshopper, you have a drink named Steve!?"

A Bear walks into a bar and puts both front feet up on the counter looks around for a bit and then says to the eagerly awaiting bartender "yea... I will have a beer."
The bartender says "Why the pause?"