Where Are All The Beautiful People

davebro | 18:13 Sun 07th Aug 2022 | ChatterBank

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I see on the holiday adverts?
Whenever I go away there only seem to be fat, ugly, old coffin-dodgers like me!

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smurfchops

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I feel happier with fat ugly coffin dodgers on holiday. I would have no confidence if there were glamorous skinny trout pouts everywhere, and I wouldn’t have to put on any makeup, and just be able to let it all (or some of it) hang out.

13:27 Mon 08th Aug 2022

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Bobbisox1

oi, I am beautiful and not Fat :o)))

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//You should not question anyone's sexuality nor make fun either.//

If you can't take a joke you shouldn't have joined - so they told me when I complained at having my head stuck down the toilet and the chain pulled not long after I'd joined the Air Training Corps. I've been laughing ever since.

pastafreak

Oh please stop contacting the Ed...just leave things be. I mean that in the best way possible.
I for one don't really care whether someone is someone else, a reincarnated Aber etc. I just think that sometimes ignoring and not reacting is better for all concerned...and I mean that for all parties.

naomi24

Haha! Oops! sorry bobbi. I know you are .... and are not. That's three of us then. Any more for the beautiful bus?

douglas9401

Me, now that I have my pass.

Bobbisox1

Naomi we can start a 'club'now for us Beautiful People haha

burlyshirley

Well you're lucky aren't you pasta, no sad sacks with sad little lives keep having pops at you like they do to Bobbs, so it's easy for you to make that comment about not contacting the Ed !!

Hey Bobbs and naomi - I think I'll join the beautiful club too ...

Bobbisox1

Shirley the credentials are as follows
You’ve to be slim ,beautiful and not ready to croak it
Well two out of 3 ain’t bad ( me) haha