Nadine Speaks

[sunny-dave]

Nadine Dorries says she is not resigning until the cricket finishes at Brands Hatch.

[sunny-dave]

... but is hoping to be Chancellor of the Healthy Chequers

[sandyRoe]

Lol.

[THECORBYLOON]

Sure it wasn't Chancellor of the Eggs Checker?

[anneasquith]

Ha ha ha .

[FatticusInch]

Pmsl, good one!

[jno]

very good. Though I have to say confusing two sporting codes is really the least worst anyone can say against Dorries

[Peter Pedant]

very good !

Pompous ABer asks: why is this in news ?

[sp1814]

BREAKING NEWS

Nadine Dorries is now the Minister for Digital, Media, Culture, Sport, Health and Money.

[sunny-dave]

Hearing that Paul Gascoigne’s just turned up at Downing Street with a fishing rod, four cans of lager and a copy of the ministerial code ...

[sunny-dave]

https://twitter.com/Number10cat/status/1544370237432381441

[FatticusInch]

Lol, keep them coming Sunny Dave.

[FatticusInch]

sunny-dave
//Hearing that Paul Gascoigne’s just turned up at Downing Street with a fishing rod, four cans of lager and a copy of the ministerial code ...//

He’s gonna have his work cut out explaining the code to Johnson….

[Peter Pedant]

can the great Paul.... read?

[New Judge]

No, but he likes looking at the pictures.