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Boris's Team At Last Admits They Tried To Suppress Story.

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Canary42 | 19:42 Tue 21st Jun 2022 | News
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Attempted censorship by Tory Team to protect their beloved master from Sleaze accusations..

https://uk.yahoo.com/news/carriegate-no-10-admits-pressuring-115236137.html
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The Duke -- his aged grand-sire -- bore
The shame till he could bear no more.
He rallied his declining powers,
Summoned the youth to Brackley Towers,
And bitterly addressed him thus--
"Sir! you have disappointed us!
We had intended you to be
The next Prime Minister but three:
The stocks were sold; the Press was squared:
The Middle Class was quite prepared.
But as it is! . . . My language fails!
Go out and govern New South Wales!"

The Aged Patriot groaned and died:
And gracious! how Lord Lundy cried!

Full epic poem here
https://monologues.co.uk/Childrens_Favourites/Lord_Lundy.htm
I don't think anyone considers him, or indeed any politician, a saint, but dishonourable behaviour was thwarted and his other achievements certainly still make him best available option for his present position.
Boris; the best available option for his present position?

I would think that there are close to 60 million people in the UK who would be better suited to the position.
great the gullivistas can have a party!
What on earth are ‘gullivistas’???

Something to do with Jonathan Swift?

I do the Telegraph cryptic crossword every day so I’m quite good at lateral thinking - but I’m stumped.
Well they would, wouldn't they? No news here, move on. :)
More Tory sleaze – nothing new to see here, move along.
//his other achievements//
LOL
Boris did not want a Tax payer funded job for his wife. It was for his Mistress. He is very fond of giving his lovers tax payers money, he also gave Jennifer Arcuri £26,000 when he was Mayor of London. Wonder what else he gave them.
I think you will find that it was actually £126,000 of our money that Boris gave his lover, when mayor of London.

He then lied about the woman being his lover in an enquiry into the matter – Standard Operating Procedure for Boris.
// I do the Telegraph cryptic crossword every day so I’m quite good at lateral thinking - but I’m stumped.//

you dont need lateral thinking, you need be Crezzy Man
or you will never fit in on AB

Hey TTT you are welcome at any Gullivistas' party
and we wont tie you to a tree and set fire to you - like a Wicca man sacrifice!(*)

free speech rules....

(*) actually gullivistas that isnt a bad idea ..... chaaaaaaarge!
// Wonder what else he gave them.//
I dont hur hur hur

Actually 90% of Abers will think - lucky man all I get is, not tonight darling

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