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Mick's In Court

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Rondy | 15:01 Fri 29th Apr 2022 | Jokes
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Mick was in court for a double murder and the judge said, 'You are charged with beating your wife to death with a spanner.'
A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, 'You ***!'
The judge continued, 'You are also charged with beating your daughter to death with a spanner.' Again, the voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, 'You bloody ***!!!'
The judge stopped, looked at the man in the back of the courtroom, and said, 'Paddy, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime, but I will not have any more of these outbursts from you or I shall charge you with contempt! Now what is the problem?'
Paddy, at the back of the court stood up and responded,
'For fifteen years lived next door to that ***. And every time I asked to borrow a bloody Spanner, he said he didn't have one!'
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