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Gingerbaker | 17:37 Tue 19th Apr 2022 | ChatterBank
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I identify as a Penguin and a very high earner. Although I am on minimum wage will I have to pay more because of my identity?
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Avatar Image Prudie
If you identify as that then yes you'll have to pay more. Take it on the chinstrap.
17:41 Tue 19th Apr 2022
Avatar Image Mamyalynne
I am afraid the exemption dont' apply in your case.
17:46 Tue 19th Apr 2022
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Fantastic, as they say
17:57 Tue 19th Apr 2022
Avatar Image rowanwitch
As a penguin and therefore native of the southern hemisphere you may not have leave to remain in the uk. The plane is waiting to take you to the Falkland islands.
18:14 Tue 19th Apr 2022
Avatar Image Ken4155
Why would anyone want to identify as a chocolate biscuit?
18:17 Tue 19th Apr 2022
Avatar Image Buenchico
As a Penguin, you won't have to pay Income Tax or National Insurance but, being a chocolate biscuit, you'll have to pay VAT at 20%. However if you declare yourself to be a naturist Penguin, discarding the chocolate for a minimum of 6 months in any tax year, you can then live life tax free.
18:25 Tue 19th Apr 2022
Avatar Image SIRandyraven
You will be o.k.
Occupants of mental asylums are income tax exempt.
I read it in the Finance section of the Daily Sport.
20:36 Tue 19th Apr 2022

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