If You've Enjoyed..

[1ozzy]

..your Easter holiday, thank Judas Iscariot.
Without him we would have missed a paid holiday every year.

[youngmafbog]

Thank you Mr Iscariot.

[lady-janine]

Hahahahaha.

thanks for bringing that to my attention. Can I blame him for all the easter eggs, and resulting fat, as well?

[1ozzy]

Why not LadyJ, after all, he was rather fickle.

[lady-janine]

Thanks for that. It's sunny here at the moment. I threw some old dried fruit (apricots, dates, glace cherries, etc) out onto the grass for birds and animals and nothing seems to have touched it. They are all obviously too well fed round here.

[1ozzy]

Or it wasn't up to their standards.
Picky little creatures.

[Ken4155]

They could, of course, be waiting for the 'new' dried fruit:-)

[lady-janine]

Hahaha. They will have a long wait as I have decided to give up making cakes, bread and biscuits for OH. Not being mean but I just can't face the battle any more.

[1ozzy]

As Pat Benatar once sang.
//love is a battlefield//

[lady-janine]

Oz - no I just don't get the tasteability right. Coeliac flour is different.

[1ozzy]

I feel so sorry for coeliacs, having to eat crappy hot cross buns when we should stuffing our faces with these delightfully unhealthy foods.
Slathered with lashings of butter, of course.

[Peter Pedant]

and dont forget the Pilates ( man and wife)
Sanhedrin ( provided the moolah)
people of Jerusalem - supporting crowd then condemning crowd

[Peter Pedant]

I have had some difficulty with the Russian Orthodox Church as they flatten ( er OK the devotees) Mariupol

[1ozzy]

Who would forget the Pilates Pete?
Especially those that want to stay healthy.