I Found My True Love But This Incident Happens

[TherefinedByron]

She is from the Republic of Cocinatorium - - a country where a refined man (I) set sail to get his supper. We spent time together for a while until one day she cut a finger of a refined man like me. We were through. I told her 'I shall not tolerate this sordid behaviour!'
Shou'd I telegram her to apologise such Words I have spoken to her or find another True Love or, shoulde I just learn to embrace Solitude? I never succeed at dating unfortunately. She is the only gal. Also, The only gal who hath got only One Pretty Eye.
Perhaps you could be my next true love.

[bookbinder]

I regret, kind sir, that I could not be your next true love. I am male. However, I may be able to offer my humble opinion as to your course of action. The cutting of your finger was, no doubt, an accident. We have no details on which to base an opinion. If she is 'the only gal', and you have no wish to embrace Solitude, perhaps a careful and cautious approach to the lady might produce results that are beneficial to both sides? I wish you well.

[rowanwitch]

You are a man, it behooves you to make the next move for a lady would not be so bold. So stick one of those elastoplast thingies on your finger, cover it with a kid glove and buy her some roses, it was probably your fault....

[piggynose]

The only gal who hath got only One Pretty Eye, so has she only got one eye, or is the other one ugly?

[douglas9401]

Only the loneleye know the heartache you've been through.