If Millipedes

[1ozzy]

Have approximately 300 feet.
Why can't they tread water?

[tiggerblue10]

I don't know but what I do know is that they make my skin crawl. I nearly trod and fell on one once!

[1ozzy]

That's not good tigger.
Keep an eye on where your feet fall.

[tiggerblue10]

That was during a holiday in Kenya. Luckily I'm very unlikely to encounter one in South London, although earth worms, my other phobia, are an all too common sight on a damp, rainy day. Arrgghh!

[johnny.5]

female ants sink
but male ants
well
wait
for it
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male ants are boyant

[lady-janine]

Do you have a coat Johnny?

[jno]

perhaps if your mother had a 300-foot dunny?

[mallyh]

oh sob ! tossed aside like an old rag :-) x

[1ozzy]

My most sincere apologies Mally.
Self flagellation is in order.
Fickle person I am ;-/

[Old_Geezer]

Cn we train them to tread grapes ?

[1ozzy]

But I did warn you.
If you can beat that, once again you will sit on the throne.

[1ozzy]

Only very tiny grapes old geezer. Possibly many at once, but tiny.

[mallyh]

i can't think of anything better as i can't get the image of you whipping yourself with a big old eucalyptus branch out of my head xx

[1ozzy]

The Koalas would be horrified to see what I can do with their dinner

[1ozzy]

But I'd smell nice afterwards;-/

[mallyh]

as long as you don't sing tie me kangaroo down sport whilst whipping lol x