Last 2021 Funnies

[Rondy]

As my wife and I were leaving for a night out, the babysitter told us to take as long as we like.

That was five years ago...

I hope she's enjoying being a parent!
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I'll never forget my Grandad coming home from the war with one leg.

We never did find out who it belonged to.
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I got a massive erection today during a routine prostate examination.

I tried to hide it but it was pretty obvious, so I tried to laugh it of instead...

Anyway, to cut a long story short, I'm no longer working as a GP!
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[brian j john]

i like the Grandad one , very good hehehehe